Looking for the perfect gift for a crypto trader!?
Keep the laughs coming all year with the Crypto Calendar 2026, The year you don’t f*ck it up! - 12 months of cheeky, laugh-out-loud designs guaranteed to brighten any wall.
So if you have a friend who “almost made it” every year!? This is the perfect gift for them, its a brutally honest, sweary crypto wall calendar made for the friend/partner/sibling who:
- Panic sells bottoms
- FOMOs into every green candle
- Takes screenshots instead of f*cking profits and still says “next cycle I’ll be smart” with a straight face
- Says “I was up 5x at one point”
12 monthly personal attack designs calling out a different trader meltdown(buying every dip, Uptober ego, August despair, December selective memory)
Why it’s the perfect gift:
- They’ll actually use it (unlike half the books they don’t read)
- It’s funny, relatable and way too accurate if they live on TradingView or Coinbase
- Every time they look at it, they’ll think of you… and their bad life choices
Cheeky gift idea - perfect for mates & colleagues who won’t shut up about Bitcoin, Secret Santa & birthdays
A4 size, spiral-bound - easy to hang anywhere
Premium quality print - looks great in your home or office.
Wrap it, gift it, watch them laugh and then go quiet because it hits a bit too close.
Not financial advice!
